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Our Dark Side

Things we would hate or despise (in no particular order) if we weren't such a lovely bunch of people:

• 4 wheel drives used for rigorous terrain such as spoon-drains, the road to the local school or shopping centre, gravel driveways and the like. At least have the dignity to let them gather some dust.
• Noisy neighbours
• Humour that involves hurting animals. (Hurting noisy neighbours OK.)
• Not winning the lottery.
• Other people winning the lottery. (Especially if it's the neighbours!) A hex on them and their 4 wheel drive!
• Complaining.