The "Food" Questions

1. You're stranded on a desert island, there's only one junk food takeaway shop on it (not really deserted then is it...?), what do want it to sell?
   Skaife: KFC
   Benno: Fish'n'Chips for sure
2. When you were little, what did you hate eating the most and how did you try and get away with not eating it?
   Skaife: Peas and beans.  Two stories: 1) I used to hide them behind the buffee in the dining table until the dog came in once and found them and I got found out.  2) I used to put them all in my mouth and then pretend I had to blow my nose and spat it all into the tissue and threw it out.
   Benno: I hated tuna as a kid.  This one time I decided there was no way I was going to eat this tuna dish that my Mum cooked up, so I drowned it in tomato sauce in protest.  My Mum then made me eat it.  It tasted so horrible it made me cry, lol.  So then Mum made made me another plate and it was actually ok.
3. Driving and eating is a favourite past time, what do you most prefer to eat while behind the wheel?
   Skaife: KFC chips
   Benno: Quarter Pounder
4. What can you not go without (if you can help it) when you're at the movies?
   Skaife: Popcorn and chocolate
   Benno: It used to be cool fruits but they fucked up the recipe.  Then it was burger rings, but I got over that.  Now its popcorn and lemonade.
5. Do you like Brussell Sprouts?
   Skaife: NO!
   Benno: Yeah I dig 'em, they're tops.
6. We all get hangovers now and then, what do you eat to fix it up?
   Skaife: Coke and hot chips, has to be something fatty.
   Benno: Burger Rings and Vanilla Coke always does the trick.
7. What was your first bonafide attempt at cooking and how did it turn out?
   Skaife: A friend and I were cooking up a meat and three veg meal and we wanted to do cheese sauce.  It ended up like damper.
   Benno: My first attempt was cooking chicken schnitzels that were frozen.  I had a baby sitter over at the time and she was cute, so I wanted to show her how clever I was.  She was in the loungeroom so I said "I'll go cook my own dinner now".  Followed all Mum and Dad's instructions and when the oil was finally heated up enough I chucked in the chicken.  It made a huge racket - which I now know is normal when you're frying something - so I thought I'd fucked it up and whipped it straight back off the pan.  I didn't want to look silly though, so I ate it anyway.  Mmmmm, semi frozen schnitzel.
8. Food contradictions, what are yours?
   Skaife: Love banana flavoured everything, can't stand bananas!  Love tomato sauce, won't eat tomato flavoured anything.
   Benno: I'm a big fan of seafood but can't stand prawns, go figure.  Can't do oysters, can do muscles.