The "Colours" Questions

1. You've just been out on the town and had a crazy night drinking with all your friends.  What colour is your tongue?
   Skaife: Yellow
   Benno: Off-white
2. What colour was your first sporting uniform?
   Skaife: Yellow and Blue
   Benno: Brown and Gold, yuck!  I was goalie a lot though so green as well
3. Your favourite footy team needs a splash of colour, which one?
   Skaife: Purple, Collingwood - black, white and purple
   Benno: Orange, not sure which team though, probably Carlton
4. What's the new black this season?
   Skaife: Charcoal
   Benno: I reckon its Brown
5. The government has outlawed black work shoes.  Short of wearing brown (blech!), what colour would you wear?
   Skaife: White (pink cow slippers)
   Benno: Dunno, blue maybe  
6. Please recall the worst coloured paint or wallpaper you have had in a house you've lived in?
   Skaife: Thomas the Tank Engine wallpaper
   Benno: Have to be either a lime green kitchen or a floral feature wall
7. You're on a long drive heading west, the sun is setting and the sky has turned all different shades, what colour are your undies?
   Skaife: Black
   Benno: Charcoal boxer briefs