The "Booze" Questions

This could be scary...

1. Have you ever had a bad experience on Southern Comfort?  Please explain...
   Skaife: Yes!  Drank a full bottle straight and passed out in the middle of Wellington Road on the strip, and then tried to jump off an overpass...apparently.  And then, I was dragged across the oval by my friends as we escaped the cops.
   Benno:  Definitely!!!  Was a mate's 18th and I was a virgin boozer, practically skulled a half-bottle and was fine for about an hour, then spent the rest of the night throwing up on the front lawn, the green belt, the road, the gutter and even ended up under the birthday boy's father's car.
2. What was the first beer you tasted, and did you like it?
   Skaife: Carlton Cold - hated it!  Ended up mixing it with red cordial just to get it down.  It actually tastes really good like that.
   Benno: Carlton Light, tasted pretty good and for my first beer, was a nice light buzz.
3. Where's the most notable place you've ever thrown up?
   Skaife: The top of Sydney Harbour Bridge during a bridge climb.  Beat that!
   Benno: All over the floor of Benson's nightclub on the Goldie, the floor outside the toilets.  Not too many people went to the toilet after that...they couldn't get in the door!
4. What's your favourite spirit?
   Skaife: Jack Daniels
   Benno: Absolut Vodka
5. Now imagine the spirit you mentioned in question 4 just stopped being made, what do you switch to?
   Skaife: Absolut Vodka
   Benno: Sapphire Gin
6. What's the name of your favourite bartender, past or present?
   Skaife: Jesus - Hallam Pub
   Benno: Belinda - Billy Westons, made the best fruit tingles!
7. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being a shit-faced know-it-all moron with acute down syndrome, how do you fair at the end of an average session with friends?
   Skaife: About a 7
   Benno: I swing between 4 and 6 these days, I guess that makes me a 5
8. We've all got some pretty outrageous boozing stories, which one can you say you're the most proud of?
   Skaife: Pretty proud of the most recent one actually.  Drinking and partying and dancing on podiums in gay nightclubs on Oxford Street.
   Benno: Mine would be exactly the above, and THEN, getting these guys home without any of us getting hurt.  We were all 10's by the way, I just happened to have the compass working.