Get this lot

Get this lot...

	Apparantly Justin Timberlake and Leo DiCaprio are battling it out to become Christina Aguilera's new squeeze. Why? Caus' she's naughty? Or is it dirty? Ah, all sounds the same to me. With Justin's insistance that people cry him a river and Leo's voice still trying to break, surely the battle is with Christina. Probably.
	Rumour has it John Lennon's dad Alfred was locked up in Mexico after a killing. Whoever Stanley Parkes is (I couldn't be bothered looking that one up), he claims it was a mix-up, but happened. Sure.
	With George Dubya's popularity with the American people at an alltime, how do you think they'll react to his latest budget suggesting that, and I quote "space aliens" may be out there. Do you forcast that in your budget? Or leave it for your weekly scientology meetings. Hhmm.
	Here's a goody, the Vatican has given the Harry Potter series its seal of approval stating that the good versus evil plots were "imbued with Christian morals." Tops, bet we're all gagging for the next one now that they're on board with the whole concept. LOL.
	And this just in, the United Nations may be called in because of, yep this is what it says, an army of giant crabs marching west from the Russian Arctic. Apparantly Norway has already been hit hard. Ok wait, this is a dilemma how? Giant crabs, an army of them, just running around everywhere. Surely anyone with a deep-fryer will be salivating to get a hold of this lot. I'd hardly call this a problem, if anything, the only question is how much can you actually do with crab meat. Bring it on.

There's plenty more where this came from the last couple of days, ain't the internet hillarious.