Lane Cove West 0, Mount Colah 5

 

 

It’s not true what you read in the paper:

 

  1. Drinking lots of coffee doesn’t improve performance at all: I’m going back to the banana.

2.  Teams that wear red always don’t do better than others: today we conceded 5 goals for the third time in six games. True it is that everyone who has played Mount Colah this year has had about the same result, but – once again – we had a good first half, but fell away in the second.

 

And I blame me! We were tooling along quite happily at 0-1 early in the second half; still everything to play for; something good could happen. The ball was out for our throw-in on our left - I swear it was – but no flag, so no whistle, and I should have booted it over Blackman Lower anyway. But I didn’t and their winger pounced on it, and passed it into the area, for a forward to hook it over Dave W; and suddenly it was 0-2.

 

Which became 0-3 a minute later. I think this was one of the several forward-through-with-only-keeper to beat goals (they blur into one after a while), but whatever it was, it knocked the stuffing out of us, and two more were to follow before we were done; literally.

 

It had all started so promisingly. Our intention to defend against the league leaders was thwarted, when we kept having attacks, which saw us give at least as good as we got, overall, in the opening stages. Dave B had a few promising runs and we made their defence look not at all like one that had conceded only two goals all season.

 

On the other hand, you could see how their forwards had scored a lot. They were very fast and very skilful. So it wasn’t altogether a surprise when sustained pressure led to us not clearing from our area, and Matt forced into a tackle that did get the ball; but did also, perhaps, allow the possible interpretation that it had collected a leg or two on the way. Penalty, said the wise ref, Brian (and a ruling that all of us, other than Dave W, had to be behind the penalty mark: not one I heard before, but quite correct: Law 14). Thump! And it was 0-1.

 

But we carried on pushing forwards. A smartly taken throw-in by John set me off to the by-line, and a cross to Dave B nearly had a goal.

 

There were much closer shaves at the other end, however. The most memorable was Eric – somehow – keeping the ball out when there seemed no way a point-blank shot could possibly miss. And, though free-kicks and corners also rained in, it was only 0-1 at half-time.

 

The second half I’ve already related, other than two and a half fantastic saves from Dave W. First he flew to his right to tip a stinging shot around the post. Then he parried another scorcher only for one of our defenders [name, please?] to hit it back straight at him, prompting the catch that I was thinking of as the half; but now that I reflect, it was probably worth more.

 

And Martin C wanted me to mention that he’d done a tackle and two forward rolls (with a pike). And lots more (conventional) tackling to earn him Man-of-the-Match. (Dave W second; Matt third).

 

Corrections and amplifications from last week. It was Mark S who had the vision to pass the ball across the field to set up John’s goal. And John, in turn, who passed to Dave B for his.

 

Good to see Tim back so soon after surgery. A game this season is the objective now.

 

Thanks this week to Bill for the beers; to Brian & Tim B for being ref & linesman for us; and ditto Dave L & Martin P for the As.

 

And so onto Waverton next week (not Bob Campbell Oval, as previously scheduled). We are unbeaten there, I believe (never, to my recollection, having played there). This is the last game of the first round, against St Michaels. They include some of our former players, and are third, having lost only to Mount Colah & Lindfield. But their average score is only 2-1: ours is 1-3, so it doesn’t need a big turnaround, really, for us to win! 

 

MARK BRYANT