Prouille 1, Lane Cove West 0

 

We wuz robbed! A goal for them when their referee overruled our linesman on offside; no penalty for us when their keeper charged into Dave B. 1-0 was right but it should have been the other way.

 

A couple of weeks ago I said that Kissing Point were bigger and stronger and more skilful than us: which made it OK that we lost, really (if you didn’t think about for too long.). Today Prouille were no better than us at all; which, however long you think about it, makes it not OK that we lost.

 

Especially since we could easily have been 4-0 or 5-0 up at halftime. Matt (deputising for the injured Peter, or possibly the injured Mark S or the absent Dave L, as was Gareth) added the oomph to the mid-field that we’d wanted. His stinging shot early on brought out a flying save from the keeper. John’s long-range effort clattered the bar. Three times from one corner we had headers beaten out that looked sure to go in. Their back four wanted too long on the ball and Dave B & Neil & I were often taking advantage and setting up moves that just needed a bit of luck to come good. Ernie was once put through on goal (by a delicate pass from, well, me, actually) but just couldn’t summon enough strength in the shot.

 

Not that it was all one-way. Prouille also made good use of the huge pitch at George Christie. (Who was George Christie? I had pondered as I drove to the game. First mayor of Ku-ring-gai, it turns out, according to a plaque on the building, which I’d never noticed in all my other visits: the plaque, that is, not the building; you can’t miss the building: it’s big and has the toilets in it. Unveiled (the plaque, probably, but perhaps the toilets, too) by his widow, Gladys, in 1978. We’re playing at Bob Campbell Oval later in the year, and I do know more about him, but you’ll have to wait till then to find out. Are there any famous stadia named after people, I wonder? Or do they all now have names like Pal’s Dogfood Stadium of Fantasy?) 

 

Taking advantage of the wide-open spaces (and clement conditions, this being the first game of the year when we didn’t need sunscreen) Prouille moved the ball around dangerously. Often, it seemed, Dave W was haring out of his area, sometimes only to hare back in again when the ball was pushed wide. But the attacks, apart from a long-range shot or two, and the occasional corner, never really came to much; whilst at the other end, it seemed only time before we opened the scoring.

 

But it was not to be. Half-time found us in good spirits, with every hope of our second win of the season. We little realised the anguish and cruelty that was ahead.

 

Somehow, we lost a bit of something after the break. Maybe it was because man-of-the match Matt moved into the back four (with Martin C who was second in the MOTM voting). He continued to shine, but we missed his bite in midfield. 3rd placed MOTM, John, had a spell off now (that’s a spell off the field, not an off-spell on the field). Charlie had come and gone with a recurrence of the leg injury. Whatever it was, it translated into less dominance, but still 0-0 seemed like the worse that would result.

 

And we yet had hopes of victory. Our best chance came from a cross from the right which Dave B & I steamed after, only for Dave to be felled by the keeper, who made no effort to get to the ball. An obvious penalty, and the ref put the whistle to his lips. But then, with a furtive look around, he removed it again, without the vital intervening step of breathing out.

 

His second dastardly failure to blow cost us the match. One of their opponents was put through. James raised his flag for offside: rightly, as those on the spot attest. The referee, despite not being on the spot, neither blew, nor firmly called “play on”. It shouldn’t have made a difference, of course: we shouldn’t have hesitated, and if we hadn’t, the 3rd shot that resulted from this move might never have happened, and Dave W might not have been called on to parry it, but not prevent it crossing the line. But we did, and it did, and he was and he didn’t, and it was 0-1.

 

In the remaining 5 minutes or so, we tried to get the elusive goal, but it all came to nothing; as has our scoring in 7 of our last 9 games, I regret to report.

 

But when did we last lose 0-1? I hear you cry. Almost exactly a year ago: the first weekend in May last season (to Berowra).

 

We now face the slightly daunting task of finishing the first half of the season with games against the teams placed 1st, 2nd & 4th ; starting with the latter, Lindfield, next Sunday. They have, though, conceded an average of 2 goals a game, so winning by defending may not be our best strategy.

 

Corrections: I need a section for these, as I keep being told I’ve got things wrong. Firstly, I reported last week’s opening goal for Northbridge as follows:  [a] cross was met well by an attacker, but the shot deflected into the bottom right of our net, giving Dave W no chance: 0-1.” All true, except that the well-meeting of the cross, I am now told, was the work of Steve, with the result being what we, in the trade, call an own-goal.

 

Secondly, Dave W selflessly says that my reporting of the second goal (“a free kick to them just inside their half was hoofed forward, bounced in our area and over everyone into the net”) failed to say that this goal was his fault. But did I also report that Dave’s feet had been nailed down, Norwegian Blue-like? Or that he had been tied to the goalpost? I did not. What else could the informed reader (for whom alone these reports are intended) conclude but that a goal from a free-kick in the opponent’s half (and one that bounced on its way in) implies a less than completely ept moment for the keeper? I had not intended to ram home this point, but I am now asked to do so, and there it is.

 

Thanks this week to Tim for the beers; James for being linesman (& being insulted by being ignored); & for Matt for filing in at short notice.

 

 

MARK BRYANT