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I did pinch this from another site
but found it funny and strangely true.
you
may take pride in being a fundamentalist or it may embarrass you. Have a
look and see what you think.
The top 10 signs
that you are a Fundamentalist Christian.
10
- You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized"
when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no
problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no
problem believing in a Triune God.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
"atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when
hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in
"Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in
"Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans,
and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem
believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a
man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for
little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion
years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age
tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations
old.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this
planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding
those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and
"loving."
3 - While modern science, history, geology,
biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling
around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you
need to "prove" Christianity.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success
rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider this to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99%
FAILURE was simply the will of God.
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists
and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still
call yourself a Christian.
Think
about it and give me your opinion.
Email me at
mikesforum@tpg.com.au
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