Dumb Quotes:

Here are a few general quotes that'll make you laugh.

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them."
- George Bush

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields

I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- French ambassador to New Zealand Jacques le Blanc, regarding press coverage of France's nuclear weapons tests in the Pacific

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
- Keppel Enderbery

"When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."
- Bill Clinton

"Computers in the future may have only 1, 000 vacuum tubes and perhaps only weigh 1 1/2 tons."
- Popular Mechanics, 1949

"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former governor of Alaska

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people."
- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate."
- Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, D.C.

"If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle

"The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people who make them unsafe."
- Frank Rizzo, Mayor, Philadelphia

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle

"I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people."
- Dan Quayle

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Dan Quayle

"Most of my cliches aren't original."
- Chuck Knox, NFL football coach

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- Dan Quayle

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- Dan Quayle

"It's not so much a thankless task, it's more a job with no thanks" - Colin Baker, ITV

"We made too many wrong mistakes. " - Yogi Berra

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either." - Dick Cavett

"I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door." - Cher
 

"I've got 10 pairs of training shoes - one for every day of the week" - Sam Fox
 

"My second hit was a flop." - Shakin' Stevens

"My shoes are size 2 and a 1/2, the same size as my feet" - Elaine Page

"Pitching is 80% of the game. The other half is hitting and fielding." - Mickey Rivers, baseball player

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow - David Frost

Not only was Sue having a nervous breakdown, but she was having a tough time mentally too - Simon Bates

"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?" - Stuart Hall, Radio 5 live

I have begun compiling some Christian dumb quotes.

Christianity is the greatest intellectual system the mind of man has ever touched”  Francis Schaeffer

The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that.
Jimmy Swaggart
 

Educate men without religion and you make of them but clever devils.
Arthur Wellesley

Other interestingly dumb things:

1.Charles Wesley summarizes this high view of inspiration brilliantly when he says, "The Bible must be the invention either of good men or angels, bad men or devils, or of God. However, it was not written by good men, because good men would not tell lies by saying 'Thus saith the Lord;' it was not written by bad men because they would not write about doing good duty, while condemning sin, and themselves to hell; thus, it must be written by divine inspiration" (McDowell 1990:178).

Good men would not tell lies ...  Is that the height of naive ignorance.  Stick to writing hymns Charles, the words on some of those are dumb enough without letting people know how bad a theologian you are.

2. In the Bible we, likewise, have a number of references which speak of the unchangeableness of God's word; such as, Deuteronomy 4:1-2; Isaiah 8:20; Matthew 5:17-18; 24:35; and Revelation 22:18-20.

Well what about when God changed his mind?  Moses is supposed to have convinced God otherwise.