Free Non Slip Mat

Here at the Specimen Institute, we are keen advocates of stealing the free things that they give you on aeroplanes. (And at hotels, and restaurants, etc etc etc...) Qantas has really cool non-slip mats that you put on that tray thing so that your drink doesn't slide away and spill. That's not to say that Heather wouldn't be able to find other ways of spilling her beverage, but that's irrelevent. We feel that as an Earthling (or even if you're from another galaxy altogether - we don't discriminate), it is your right to have your very own non-slip mat. For your free non-slip mat, all you have to do is copy the below non-slip mat, print it, and cut it out. *

* Note: The Specimen Sample cannot ensure the safety/success of your non-slip mat (hey, it's not our fault if you print it on an Epson printer and then you suffer hideous injuries from it; or it you insert it into orifices other than what may be specified on the non-slip mat, and find that it requires surgery to have it removed; or if your non-slip mat contains traces of nuts...) and can not be held liable to any damages caused by non-slip mat misconduct, or your own stupidity. So there!