The Wonderful Word of Eating Tools
Neferneferuaten-Tasherit went to Melbourne. She went to a pancake restaraunt - the Pancake Palace, to be precise.
She ate her pancake, reached for a serviette, and found that it was rather... odd...
The serviette was lovely. It even had the word printed on it.
It was still disturbing though.
The woman on the serviette? She has a fork in her hair.
She is about to twist her hair around it, almost in "The Little Mermaid" style, but even worse.
She is about to eat her hair! How "lovely!"

That's lame, Neferneferuaten-Tasherit. We might say, it looks like you're clutching at straws, so to speak...