Quotes

Granny - "I do a sinful chocolate tart."

Dorkus - (on Heather' hatred towards braces elastics) "Look, Heather, just leave them alone, and they'll leave you alone."

Father - (smashing his light and saying a *bad* word) "I knew this was going to happen!"
Neferneferuaten-Tasherit : "Well, if you knew it was going to happen, then why did you do it?"

Neferneferuaten-Tasherit -  "Well I'm not really in the habit of picking my nose in public..."
Dorkus "You just pick your nose in private?"

Heather - "Snape says..." (referring to her Snape action figure... It talks to her...)
"Snaaa-aaaype!" *waves him in someone's face...*   
Snaaaaaaaape, what are you frowning at now?

The Elf King - "I like eating corpses."

Neferneferuaten-Tasherit - "You don't need new undies Neferneferuaten-Tasherit, you can have Heather's old ones!"

Neferneferuaten-Tasherit - "I said a funny quote! (hahahaar!)"

Heather - "GO THE WEDGIE!!!!!!!"

Heather - "I should wash your mouth out. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!" (You know I just ripped that off an ad...)   

Dad - "I can see why girls wear skirts - they're nice!"

Dad - (telling his versions of Bible quotes) "He who believes in the Son has everlasting light; and he who does not believe in the Son shall believe in the moon....will see the dark side..." (John 3:36 according to something in the letter box. )

Heather  -*shouting to Dorkus* "WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO LOUDLY?"
Dorkus - "'COZ YOU WERE BUSY AND I WAS TRYN'A DISTURB YOU."

Dad - "Why, I learnt more about psychology from reading the Bible than I did from any university!"

Heather - "Ha, just as well automatic cars don't have a throttle..."

Heather - (Really loudly in an aeroplane, about an extremely fat man across the isle - although she swears she was deliberately being extra quiet...) "Ha ha, look, the fat man is so fat that he can't pull down his tray thing to eat!...Did I say that too loudly?"

Dad - "Serial killers ruin breakfast for all of us and ought to be locked away for life."

Dan - "This is the crappiest website."

Neferneferuaten-Tasherit - "Can I help you?"
Man in Chemist - "Where's your haemorrhoid kinda stuff?"
Neferneferuaten-Tasherit - "It's right behind you!"
(Man laughs and Neferneferuaten-Tasherit doesn't get her own joke).

Heather - "Stupid toilets!"

Heather - "Wow, look at the that red bus!"
Dan - "Uh, that's a fire-engine..."

Dammork - (On the dangers of showering) "Baths are the way to go :P Or clean toilets...
*adds some soap flakes*
*sits in the bowl... and... fffllluuusssshhhh*
*whheeeeeeeeee*
*dries off*"

Heather - "Aaah Dan don't, I've got my fingers up my nose!"

Dad - "Plus, dwarfs are a valid form of human being."

Neferneferuaten-Tasherit - "But there's only one flavour of milk..."