Preserving Flowers in Urine & Other Joyous Activities

An alternative method of flower preservation is being utilised by the trendy folk of Sydney. Once sugar placed in the vase water, now urine. The opening of a new shopping centre in Parramatta, Riverbank , marks the birth of a new handbook for the trendy, or just plain crazy. Along with such handy survival tips as how to spend that spare $45 000 (a pair of diamond earings), this bible also gives advice for florists. Don't use old fashioned flower preservation techniques; flowers prefer to be kept in mens' urine! That's why stores such as Country Road are selling mens' urine bottles as vases.

Also, forget about fruit that grows old and mouldy too quickly; you can now purchse fruit that is so advanced in its genetic modification that it looks like Xmas tree decorations! (Sorry the picture is upside down, Heather obviously isn't handling these funky fruit too well).

Pillows for your feet? Give it a rest!