The Pink Toilet

Are you okay? You're looking a little flushed!

Feeling a little...sea-sick, perhaps??

So...you thought this was just your garden variety toilet, eh? (Well, let me tell you, firstly it is not your's, it's ours! And secondly, no, it is most certainly NOT a garden variety toilet either...it doesn't live in our garden, else it'd be a dunny, right? Yes, glad we've got that sorted.)

This is not just any toilet, this is special. It's pink. AND it is huge. One might say, titanic...so big that there are even boats in there! Yes, that's right, there's a whole ocean out there in our toilet, and I suggest that you look a little more closely into yours...you never know what you might find!

Pirates and everything, shooting their little canons at your - well, we'll save that for another day...