Mum's Apron Pocket

Mum's apron. Well, what can we say... It's a strange, dangerous, uncharted territory, almost like a lucky dip you find at school fetes that the kiddies always get excited about, because they might get something really valuable out of it. Unfortunately for those kiddies, they usually only get a small (possibly broken) pastic clip-on earring (just one, not a set), or a tazo. Bummer, dude!

It seems that our mother has devised an exciting lucky dip for the house-bound adventurer.

It was a dark and stormy night... She wiped her palms on the front of her apron, glanced twice around the room, then plunged her hands into her apron pocket. What did she find, I hear you say?

This!

But what is... this... ?

It is a cherry tomato stuck inside the lid of a ventolin. Is this not strange and dangerous?