Hygienic Protection

It's a thing, and it claims to give you hygienic protection.

We found it quite some time ago in Neferneferuaten Tasherit's new swimming costume.

Heather put it in the scanner, said "Wouldn't it be funny if it got stuck to the scanner!?!" and wandered off.

Then we went to scan something else today, and discovered it. Stuck to the scanner.

So we scanned it. And then we tried to remove it.

We tried.

And tried.

And tried.

And finally...

...

It came off!

It was cool having our scanner hygienically protected.

Really, it was.

But, you know, scanner hygiene really isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, have you ever tried to scan an overhead transparency when your scanner is being hygienically protected?

So we decided to try something new. Computer hygiene.

Here at the Specimen Institute, we feel that it's important that everyone else has the chance to benefit from what we have to offer. So, for your free hygienic thing (we still don't know what to call it!), just print out the below ...hygienic thing... and stick it wherever you want to hygienically protect something. Your scanner, computer, maybe your printer?

Just copy, paste into any old program, and print away!