Note: This is a classic page right from the beginnings of the Specimen Sample. Heather is reasonably computer illiterate, so she has not figured out how to get this page to look the way it's s'posed to. Give it time...

How to Care for Your Varsity Chair

As you may have read earlier in this site, we purchased a new computer chair this morning, called the "Varsity Chair". Here we have posted a beginners' guide on how to care for such a chair.

Fig. 0.1 Your chair is a playful character,
and enjoys being tickled.

Fig. 0.2 The Varsity chair has no arms,
so it can't wash behind it's own ears.
Clean its ears regularly with a cotton bud.

Fig. 0.3 Your Varsity chair is likely to be
prone to allergies. As this chair may well collect dust,
it is important to groom it regularly with a damp cloth.

Fig 0.4 The Varsity chair is an energetic
little critter, and enjoys ballroom dancing.

Fig 0.5 While your chair may appear to
be grazing like a sheep, this is not so.
However, it is not dissimilar to a sheep,
in that once it falls down, it will need
your assistance in getting up.

Fig 0.6 If you care for your Varsity chair well,
it will live to a ripe old age :)