How to Write a Good Essay in Misanthropology

Ten Easy Steps

1. Think up the biggest load of crap that you can possibly come up with.

2. Plan a well-structured essay around it.

3. Be really obnoxious.

4. Shred white people in favour of indigenous people wherever possible.

5. Make references to art, high culture, and other things that neither you nor that lecturer have a clue about.

6. Discuss really interesting things that you learnt in another subject.

7. Come up with some clever conclusions based on the crap that you came up with in step 1.

8. Reference all the books that were recommended, even though you didn't stoop so low as to use them.

9. Get an HD in Misanthropology.

10. Choose something more intellectually stimulating next semester.