How To Break Into A Car

Use "this":

"This" ... is ... an appliance of some sort. This is a photo of a specimen we collected from the outside p-p-p-packaging of our new "Varsity" chair! In actual fact, this is your garden variety computer chair, complete with gas. We tried to break into our very own garden variety automobile, about half an hour ago.

Alas, the mission was impossible. Maybe if it was blue...

Instructions: Simply print out picture and insert into car.

If "this" one doesn't work, try "that":

"That"... is... blue like the NRMA uses.