Helpful Hints

Call Steve on +61 02 9887 3555 for comments on your shopping trip. He didn't call us, so how about you call him! Steve is lonely :(

This is part of the docket he gave us.

Over a year later - maybe even two - Steve is asking for our company again!

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Feral Cats on the Rampage

Here at the Specimen Sample, we believe we are under siege by a clan of felines. They are harassing us, and are trying to colonise our letter box.

How can you help?

Send them a letter at the following address:

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Local Council Seeks Token Gifts from You

Yes, that is correct. Here at the Specimen Sample, we believe that our local council wants token gifts from you.

Yes, that is indeed correct.

Specifically, bunches of flowers, chocolates, and a six pack of beer.

Give them what they want!

Here's proof:

Exerpt from "Parramatta City Council Code of Conduct"

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Important Notice: We can't remember what was meant to be funny about this one. If you figure it out, email us and we'll try and fix a prize for you. If nobody gets it, well, we'll just leave it here so you can laugh at our expense. Isn't that fun?

We bought a new teflon frying pan. Apparently it has allergies.

It's the fact that the handles must not be exposed to the heath that has us stumped.