Heather's Dictionary

This is a reasonably small edition, because Heather is only just learning to speak English. That's her excuse anyway...

Confuseness - Confusion.

Foreigncies - Foreign Currencies.

Bollard -
1. A small, waist-height poll that goes into the ground when you press the button to let cars drive through an area, and then comes back up when the car is gone.
2. (pl. Bollards) Genitals.
3. An offensive, derogatory name. (See also moron.)