Free Haemorrhoids!

It has been brought to our attention that Heather is responsible for giving people haemorrhoids.

Exactly how she does this, we do not know.

Want to grow a set of haemorrhoids for free?

Want to grow them in the privacy of your own...crack?

Why not sign up for your own free mail-order haemorrhoids, courtesy of Heather and the Specimen Sample?!

Just email us, or print out a copy of the printout form, and send it, along with a self-addressed stamped envelope to:

The Specimen Sample Haemorrhoid Giveaway
1 Specimen Avenue
Sampleville
0000

Printout form: