Food for Thought

Wow, you actually looked at this page despite the unoriginal title! You DORK! But thanks, it makes us feel better about ourselves.

Milk Duds
In America they have these things called "Milk Duds". What kind of a name is that!?!

If you look carefully, it states that Milk Duds are "Not a significant source of dietary fiber, vitamin A, vitamin C, and iron".
Hmmm. Put it this way - anyone who needs to be told this must be a dud.
OK, that wasn't very witty was it.
We're embarrassed now.

Milk Duds are prohibited in some places?

This is just weird.

But they're yummy.

 

 

Nobbys Salted Peanuts

It's kinda hard to see it, but in the top corner, it says "Nibble Nobby's Nuts". Here at the Specimen Institute, we do just that.
Why aren't you laughing!?!?!?!?! :(
Ok, well, take a look at the back of the packet then:

Ingredients, for those of you who might not have guessed, include peanuts!
"May contain other nuts" ...Ummmm, who's nuts would those be?

Oh boy, this must be the most unfunny page of the site. We mean, the *least* funny, because the rest is absolutely hilarious, right? RIGHT!?!