1/12/01
At the Harden Picnic races we were discussing how horse races are on Sky Channel till all
hours of the morning, we explained to Tony "Slops" Gowing that they were Replays.
  He then made the following memorable Quote....
"So.... can you still bet on the replays?"

4/8/01
Joe Spora commenting on one of the second grade wingers pace at Bourke.
"It's amazing how fast you can run when you are shit scared"

8/7/01
Tom Larkin made the following statement after watching the highlights of the Wallabies V's Lions Test Match, when Joe Roff scored an impressive try.
"Yeah...... He's no Troy Cruickshank.... But he goes alright."

2/5/99
Doogsy Chandler on the finer points of playing in the forwards.
"If Gular haven't won a premiership by 2001, I'll play in the second row and show you pussy's how it's done"