Part two
After working in London for a while I was ready to do some more extensive travelling. My first leg took place in Europe where I visited Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, France and Holland. I don't know why I feel the need to apologise about it, but my little story about Rome could cause offence to religious weirdo's as it contains some unusual imagery. Look, if you think you're going to be offended by something like that then just don't read it. It already exists, you can't change that, but you don't have to expose yourself to it. So just skip part 'Rome is where the Pope lives' if you don't feel up to it. The rest is pretty harmless. I think the most offensive stuff is throwing up on a cat and masturbating to keep warm, but that's all good clean fun.