Wealth Can Buy Stealth

Concerned at the impact of revenue-generating traffic laws, Werrington inventor Herman Nutznboltz, has combined two technologies (motor vehicle design and stealth weaponry) to develop the new Sneaky Car.

It will be undetectable by either speed cameras or police radar.

Further, by using a shimmering paint to decorate the car with tiger stripes, it will be virtually invisible to the human eye.

Only two problems remain to be solved before the Sneaky Car will become an almost-unseen presence on our roads.

First, the technology is too expensive. It will actually be far cheaper to drive conventional cars and pay speeding fines.

Second, the camouflage is so effective that other road users will not be aware of the Sneaky Car's presence and this would substantially increase the risk of accident.

Mr Nutznboltz is confident that the money he invested in the development has not been wasted.

Even if these problems cannot be resolved sufficiently to enable to car to be sold locally he believes there is a potential export market in Colombia. He has already received enquiries from a group of entrepreneurs who prefer to avoid legal complications in their day-to-day affairs.