Dancing Chip-to-Chip

Ladies, how often have you wanted to go dancing only to find that your husband preferred to stay at home and watch the footy on television? And why? He can't dance.

Take heart! He can no longer use that excuse. Werrington inventor Herman Nutznboltz has developed training wheels for new dancers.

He took a set of roller blades and fitted them with a silicon chip. Get your husband to wear them over his dancing pumps (if persuasion doesn't work, use threats!) and drag him onto the floor.

A matching chip in the toe of your dancing shoes will guide him around the floor so gracefully he'll think he's another Fred Astaire.

Tripping the light fantastic is what we used to call it, and tripping is about the only problem. If you let him stumble over somebody's feet he's likely to end up sitting on his backside in the middle of the dance floor.

And there's the problem.

Once you let him claim you embarrassed him in public, you'll never get him away from the TV again.