The callipygian hunter is a dedicated man
who hunts for callipygians in every place he can;
he hunts them on the seashore, and he hunts them on the street,
but he's not too keen on big ones—he prefers them small and neat.

Some catch them with a camera, but the really daring men
will try to catch them in their hands (we've got a name for them);
but many hunters only watch, they view them from behind:
some go away and think lewd thoughts—and some of those go blind!

Now the hunter knows the callipyg abounds in every land
and it's called a lot of foreign names you'd never understand:
Ask my froggy French mate Peter– ;who is also called Pierre–
He says a French girl's callipyg is called her derrière.